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(Also the queen is more powerful than the king, wahaha)

As the Queen of the Patzer Kingdom, I'm creating an official decree to my patzer citizens : Let the hunger games begin. Muahahahah.

Hah! SHORT car rides = :{ (I'm such a patzer that it I almost couldn't figure out the chess CAPTCHA....lol)

Yah well, the analysis board just gave me this Bent Larsen quote, "The stomach is an essential part of the chess master." I get car sick a lot. :O

yayyyy I had to look up 'patzer'. (the word originating from Germany, a 'patzer' is a bad chess player).

Nice to know there are other people with the same problem :) @Sakram02: I agree, I panic and make random moves a lot! Plus I'm not a quick thinker in the first place, so I time out more than half the …

Not sure if hilarious or pathetic :/ But to be honest, my bullet's probably more like... 1190? :P Darn you, bullet.

Immediately after seeing the post, I tried playing 1f4. I didn't know what to do, but it was fun :D http://en.lichess.org/JsLWzqRHUCt0

It's probably true that I'm just making less mistakes, it would explain why my playing style doesn't feel any different. I guess my try-harding as a puny 1400 getting to 1500 helped me develop my styl…

Yah, back when I was a 1400, trying to get to a 1500 rating, I played a ton, and watched a lot of John Bartholomew (<--- hes awesome, u should sub). Getting to 1500 from 1400 was unbelievably hard, es…