What did the rook say to the horse before closing the door?
"Knight, Knight!"
Tactics is what you do when you have something to do.
Strategy is what you do when you have nothing to do.
#22, er, how's that a joke, mate? =/
It's a pretty nice quote, nevertheless.
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In the Deprez opening, what kind of animal always whines?
The answer: A crab.
Why Carlsen does not take anything else except Donald Duck?
- BECAUSE HE DOES NOT KNOW READING!
jajaja muy buena :D
You played the opening so bad, you turned Caro Kann into Caro Can't!
How does an Aussie GM pay for his bill?
With a check mate.