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Neurotoxicity of Flatulence?

Any doctors around? I've just been sitting here and enjoying life. For dinner I ate a half kilogram of spicy guacamole and 2 litres of milk, and I've just been up late with a rumbling tummy playing some chess and started producing some old man farts. I think I released some kind of daemon. It seeped out of the hole like a malleable formation of molten nuclear waste and smells like kind of sour fermented toxic nuclear volcanoes and Mexican food. But I'm just sitting here inside of it and I'm wondering is there any brain damage potential or should I get up and move? Also, I think it vaporized when exposed to atmospheric pressure because I checked my trunks fully expecting to have shart'ed myself but I don't see anything.
Don't worry about brain damage. Your farts are symptoms of cancer so you'll die shortly anyway.

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